Sometimes it’s rough. Sometimes it takes more than my own strength and effort to bring a job to a successful conclusion. Then there are times like this. Not that the more difficult jobs don’t bring any kind of satisfaction upon completion, because oh trust me, they do. But these jobs.. they rarely come around anymore because God knows I have more talent than this, but these.. these little beauties.. they remind me why I do this.

Sebastian’s ringtone for when Jim calls.
So. I played this. And started giggling. Then suddenly…
A message from Boss pops up on my screen.
How
Appropriate.

hey mivaae i did it, okay
yeah so basically i can’t draw after 10.30 but whatever
eta: THE PUN IS boffingbyron’s AND mivaae’s; I FEEL YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BEFORE YOU START THINKING I’M FUNNY. OR SOMETHING.
I’ve been taking requests for Top 10 lists, and this was the most popular request by far. If you have other ideas for Top 10 lists, please feel free to let me know!
- Sebastian Moran takes showers, then he leaves the bath with only a towel around his waist. That towel is usually a hand towel.
- When he’s writing something with pen and paper, Sebastian Moran always holds the tip of his tongue between his teeth.
- Sebastian Moran gives back rubs that cause me to make sounds more loud and orgasmic than ones I make in the actual bedroom.
- Sebastian Moran’s accent gets thicker when he argues. And he never gets that I’m goading him on so I can hear it.
- Sebastian Moran eating anything with a spoon. If I have to explain this to you, you probably have no pulse.
- When something goes wrong, even something minor, Sebastian Moran remains very calm. But he invariably mutters “Fuck” under his breath. Sometimes we don’t even make it to the sofa.
- When walking behind me, Sebastian Moran just absently puts his hand at the small of my back.
- Sebastian Moran is apparently allergic to loose fitting clothing.
- Sebastian Moran reads books with intense concentration. I would get off watching him read the telephone book.
- Whenever there are blood spatters on Sebastian Moran’s face, he wipes his hand across them and smears them. If any of it touches his mouth, I can’t help myself.
