you fucking asshole what the shit is wrong with you I mean you can’t just go around with those glasses and that dalek and those eyebrows and the way you do your lips and your stupid fucking puppy dog eyes I mean where is Ian okay because he’s the only one you’ll allow to completely snog you and it’s really just not fair because that face is literally begging to snogged and you’re such a perfect fucking husband and Ian is the only man for you so would you please for the love of YOUR OWN NAMESAKE just stop it just stop it right the fuck now because you’re making people like me fall down into the floor gross sobbing to ourselves because of your perfect fucking face and personality and taste in movies and telly okay

I can’t

I’m going to cry in the corner now